David Beckham's Still Here

One of the biggest sports flops since the XFL has been David Beckham coming to America. And now despite his efforts to be traded to a team in Italy, it looks like Becks will stay put.

" 'I have nothing against the Galaxy," Beckham said. "Los Angeles has been a wonderful experience. But at Milan I have found great players who have been of great help to me. For the time being, things could not be going better.' "

I say just let him go. Hell hath no fury like a British metrosexual scorned.

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