Lance Armstrong Gets His $10,000 Bike Stolen

Someone out there must hate Lance Armstrong because the cyclist's bike (which costs over $10,000) was recently stolen. I'm suspecting the culprit's either some French dude or Sheryl Crow. Although it's hard to tell the difference between the two. Get it? Because she looks like a guy. Ok, that was bad, but at least I didn't make a ball joke.

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