No More Flakes for Phelps

Thanks to his recent public bong hitting, swimmer Michael Phelps has lost many of his endorsement deals, now including Kellogg's. Things aren't looking good for Phelps since he chose the most boring time in sports to do something bad. Regardless, if Kellogg's wants to enforce their "no drugs" campaign, they should take a little look within their company. I mean, these are the same people who hired a steroid-filled tiger, a toucan who lives in the jungle but insists on having an English accent, and 3 elves who hear messages coming from bowls of cereal.

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